NUDO NEWS UPDATE

[Gobird]

http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif It has been two days since the latest nudo update. It would seen that the NUDOS have found inroads to most of the US. They have been seen in Calf., Fla., and into Texas. Word is they are approching the northeast right now. The Nudo Catchers are doing a fair job of tracking them down but there are quite a few breaking thru the lines of defence. It is rumored that if the special forces of the US are able to contain all NUDOS in the US that they will be loaded onto a USAF transport and flowen over the skies of Iraq and will be dropped onto the populous of this country. Right now we can only hope for the best.

I am surprised that CNN or some other news agency hasn't picked up on this yet. But then it only effects 25,000 people so it may not be that important to them.

Keep an eye on the sky and the ground for the NUDOS. THEY MAY BE COMING YOUR WAY!! http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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[thenewtbird2]

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[Gene246514]

Why can't someone tell me what a NUDO is? Could it possibly be you birds don't know what you're talking about?

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[thenewtbird2]

Originally posted by Gene246514:
Why can't someone tell me what a NUDO is?


If you're really serious about your question, read DavidA's explanation here: http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/001295.html

[kenrhack]

GENE:
IT IS TOO BAD THAT MARLIN PERKINS, FORMERLY OF "MUTUAL OF OMAHA'S WILD KINGDOM" AND OF THIS EARTH WERE NOT STILL ALIVE. HE WOULD SURELY HAVE FEATURED "NUDOS" ON ONE OF HIS SUNDAY EVENING SHOWS. PERHAPS STEVE IRWIN CAN BE ENLISTED TO HELP HUNT THE ELUSIVE NUDOS. DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THERE ARE ANY T'BIRDS IN AUSTRALIA? IF SO, THIS MIGHT BE WHAT IS NEEDED TO GET STEVE IRWIN INVOLVED IN THE HUNT FOR THE ELUSIVE NUDO TERRORISTS STALKING US T'BIRD PRESERVATIONISTS. Originally posted by Gene246514:
Why can't someone tell me what a NUDO is? Could it possibly be you birds don't know what you're talking about?

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[Gobird]

http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/eek.gif Gene246514, I don't think you really want to know what a NUDO is. You can't really look at one face to face or you will be turned to stone. I did hear that DavidA tried to look at one with a mirror one time but they are just like vampires and don't cast a reflection. I heard that they left him out of the home today for a little walk in the park so maybe you could catch up with him and see what he knows before he has to got back to the home for his meds. http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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[DavidA]

Sorry but I didn't have enough time to meet with anyone before they caught me and took me back to the home. AThis ****ed NUDOs caused me to start twitching every time I look in the mirror because I fear they are there watching me. The Dr.s tell me the increase in medication should take care of this new setback, but I really don't ever want to see a nudo again, they are the most terrifying thing I have ever seen. My advice is to stay away for them lest you end up like me.

[Gobird]

http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/biggrin.gif DavidA , We all hope that you recover from your NUDO sighting and are felling better soon. http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[TbirdMarty]

I guess I will have to take a stand for the NUDO's. If you will think back to a decade or so ago we had the same thing happen with the Naugas. There was such a demand for their skins that they have since become extinct. Who of us has not owned a sofa or lounge chair made from this poor persecuted beast? Once Naugas were as plentifull as the NUDO is today. We must conserve our NUDOS or the scientists will find a way to extract Nauga DNA and start breeding them again for their hides to be used in future thunderbirds. I for one could never stand to see that happen. If they bring back the Naugas what's next? Lime green leisure suits? Disco? The BeeGees? Heaven help us.

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[Mark501]

TbirdMarty,

Yes, "Heaven help us" as you said, so once again, I point you all to the Book of Nudoronomy for wisdom and truth with regard to the proper treatment of Nudos...

Yours in Nudo...

Mark501

[TbirdTim]

What about those LEATHERETTE creatures pretending to be NUDOS?

[Gobird]

http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/biggrin.gif I THINK I HAVE STARTED A MONSTER WITH THIS. THE NUDOS ARE RUNNING RAMPED!!!

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[RT42]

According to Darwin, Nudos are distant cousins of the Naughas.

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[Gobird]

http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/frown.gif I have been told by confidential sources that the NUDOS are slowly being brough under control. But I was also told that they could brake out anywhere in the country at any time and to not leave your guard down. THE NUDOS ARE STILL OUT THERE!!! http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

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[JimBob]

GoBird:

I think you're right...just yesterday I went into a diner a noticed a special for
"chicken nudo soup"

[Hansenisu]

I promised myself not to encourage this type of behavior, but....

Isn't there a new golf ball out called "The Nudo"

[Gene246514]

Thanks for all of the MISINFORMATION in regards to what a NUDO is. To those who gave the scenario of what it is, I have this reply:
1. You've been sucking your thumb too long;
2. You spent too much time in the closet solo during your youth. (Seemingly, the latter is more true.)

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[kenrhack]

GENE 246514:
It has been suggested that we forum members stop teasing you and point you in the right direction to help you understand the true nature of NUDOS. You might want to read one of the great works of literature...
"A BRAVE NUDO WORLD" by Aldous Huxley.

[rlstonejr]

Gene246514 (hey Gobird is that Borg name?)

I believe this is a medical condition known as "birdwaititus" caused by 13, 14, 15 months waiting for delivery without any intelligent information from Ford. Causes hallucinations and "black helicopter" paranoia.

Or maybe it is all real.........

[Gobird]

http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/rolleyes.gifrlstonejr, The TRUTH IS OUT THERE.

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[joelja]

I could be wrong, but....

As I recall, back in the late 1970's or early 80's there was a unusual sighting around the ancient city of Corinth, of some extremely wealthy NUDOs by, I think, Ricardo Montanbam.

He referred to them as rich Corinthian NUDOs.

Anybody except me remember this unique sighting??

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[RTBRD]

Cordoba, w/nudo wasn't it? Who is this Kahn anyway?

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[thenewtbird2]

I believe it was I-Kahn

[Gobird]

http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Kohn lives on a prison colonial on a planet far far away. But this just may be the birth place of the NUDOS. http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/mad.gif

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[JimmyFitz]

NEWS FLASH!

I just heard from a reliable source that some ex-Ford engineers have taken over the old Lorraine Ohio assembly plant (where T-Birds used to be made) and are in the process of doing genetic experiments with NUDOS and NAUGAS. They are trying to splice the genes of these creatures to create a SUPER-NUDO. More news on this when I get an update.

Jimmy

[tr cruiser]

You guys are giving the nudo a bad rap. I did a little research on the subject and discovered that the nudo is closely related to the Dogpatch shmoo (http://www.lil-abner.com/shmoo.html), a friendly little critter. According to wildlife experts The Shmoo loved to be eaten and tasted like any food desired. Anything that delighted people delighted a Shmoo. Fry a Shmoo and it came out chicken. Broil it and it came out steak. Shmoo eyes made terrific suspender buttons. The hide of the Shmoo if cut thin made fine leather and if cut thick made the best lumber. Shmoo whiskers made splendid toothpicks. The Shmoo satisfied all the world's wants. You could never run out of Shmoon (plural of Shmoo) because they multiplied at such an incredible rate. So you see, the nudo's sole destiny [pardon the pun] is to line the seats of our waiting T-birds. I think they keep a special corral for them in Wixom. Redbird?

[im20agn]

This is the dumbest I have ever seen on this forum. When is it going to end?

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[DavidA]

Well, it's not going to end just yet. I was on vacation in Florida this week and was especially looking out for T-Birds, (saw only 3), and Nudos. While I admit I didn't exactly see the Nudo, I did find conclusive evidence that they exist. This particular bird was the exact color combination of my interior, thus further disclaiming the fact that the interiors are colored at some factory. This is clearly NOT the case as my photos show. NUDO (http://photos.groups.yahoo.com/group/newtbirddata/lst?.dir=/&.err=&.last=1&.ndnm=NUDO2.jpg)

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[thenewtbird2]

I think that's a case of mistaken identity - looks more like a feather from one of the rare & elusive catchers (http://www.geocities.com/***********/thunderbird02.html#catcher)

im20again - I prefer the dumbness of this topic over the utter rudeness of another topic current on this forum.

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[Gobird]

http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/biggrin.gif DUMBNESS MY A--, the Nudos are real!! http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/tongue.gif We were at the All Ford Show this weekend in Carlisle, Pa. with the MATC. I think there were about 6 or 7 new Birds there on Sat.I made a sign for my windshield to ward off all NUDOS. I did hear that some New T-Bird owners heard the loud sounds or screams of the NUDO flying over head but for myself, I did not hear them. I think the sound of them dyno testing a Cobra drowned out the sound of the NUDO.

I am now hard at work on a NUDO repellent that will keep those buggers away from our Birds. This is not an easy task because the NUDOS don't seem to be afraid of anything and do not seem to mind the smell of anything. I hope to have something put together that we can all use by the time Deston rolls around so we can all have a good time and do not have to worry about the NUDOS. http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/wink.gif

In the mean time you will have to fend for yourself and keep a sharp eye out for the NUDOS!! http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/eek.gif

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[gmadams]

I heard from an unreliable source that Dot & George's Bird was sucked up by a NUDO in Kansas (or was that a tornado?)

[thenewtbird2]

nah! it slipped out of Kansas unnoticed yesterday and is on it's way but it will have to watch out along the tracks. Was told that there could be a NUDO holdup at any point between here & there. gobird - where's that repellant - I need it NOW! Hope to hear some good news tomorrow.

[Gobird]

http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif Dot, even after I get it to work I have to get a pattin on it and get it approvied by the NBA,NSA,CIA,OSHA,MATC,DEA,SCCA,CRT,SDA FDA, and many,many more Gov. Agencies . This could take a while http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/eek.gif

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[thenewtbird2]

http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/biggrin.gif With all those agencies - it won't even be near ready by Destination - you'll miss your vendor opportunity. http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Gobird]

http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/mad.gif If I get this perfected by the time Destin rolls around and do not have approval by all Gov. agencies then I guess I will just Black Market it for those that need it. http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/tongue.gif


I cannot say just who sent this message for fear of being prosecuted by the federal
government and all the RED TAPE. http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/tongue.gif


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[thenewtbird2]

figured you'd go that route http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[Gene246514]

What has happened to the NUDO NEWS UPDATE pages? The text IS scrollING across the page and my printer doesn't pick it up. This just started happening on 6/3 (I like to print these pages for our morning jokes and discussion.)

[kenrhack]

The TOR-"NUDO" That sucked up Dot & George's T'Bird must have an adverse affect on this topic page.

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[Gobird]

http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/frown.gif Maybe the NUDOS have planted a virus on our site. http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/mad.gif Will have to have t-bird check this out.

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[thenewtbird2]

No NUDO - DavidA needs to fix the LOOOONNNG url on his last message.
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RTBIRD to the rescue! must have had a catcher with him.


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[DavidA]

How'd he do that? I want to know so I can further protect myself from those darn NUDOS!

[RTBRD]

I cheated, I am in kahoots with the NUDOs and Kahn.

[Gobird]

http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Sounds like the NUDOS have taken over the mind of rtbrd and are now in charge of the site. We need to bring him back to the real world and have him confront the NUDOS FACE TO FACE so he can come back to us. In this situation he can do this without turning to stone. Good luck rtbrd. http://www.fordthunderbirdforum.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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[JimmyFitz]

Originally posted by JimmyFitz:
NEWS FLASH!

I just heard from a reliable source that some ex-Ford engineers have taken over the old Lorraine Ohio assembly plant (where T-Birds used to be made) and are in the process of doing genetic experiments with NUDOS and NAUGAS. They are trying to splice the genes of these creatures to create a SUPER-NUDO. More news on this when I get an update.

Jimmy

Super NUDO biotech research update:

Word has it that the engineers are making excellent progress with the Super Nudos. Among other things, they have learned that NUDOS don't actually die in the making of the T-Bird. They live on with a collective personality and intelligence level which far surpasses their individual one during their previous existence. In other words, being used to build a T-Bird is heaven to a Nudo. The next step in the research is to take advantage of the Super Nudo intelligence to improve some features of the car. It is possible that the Nudos could do things like:

>>Keep the seats warm when it is cold, and keep them cool when it is hot.
>>Learn who the different drivers of the car are and adjust the seats, mirrors, tilt wheel, and temperature settings for the current driver.
>>Make a better sunvisor.
>>Make a better boot cover which works like the hard one, stores like the new experimental soft one.
>>Keep the hard top from scratching the paint on the rear deck.
>>Keep the hood release from working when the security system is active.
>>Keep the CD Eject button from working when the security system is active.

One more thing learned about NUDOs: their favorite food is RICE.

[JimmyFitz]

Super Nudo Research update:

Apparently, some members of a certain Bulletin BORED didn't like the idea of genetic research going on with Nudos in Ohio. They broke into the research facility and destroyed some of the artificial Nudo habitats, erased much of the computer research data, and stole the RICE they were feeding the Nudos. This has caused a major setback in the R&D schedule. No new reports will be issued to this BORED due to the risk of further security breaches.